Looking for a great Black Friday deal? Well, you’ve come to the wrong place. Not only because this website doesn’t sell anything but also because there’s no such thing as a great Black Friday deal. If you’re buying a Black Friday “bargain” you’ve probably either been duped into buying something you wouldn’t have otherwise bought or it’s actually not a bargain and you’re paying too much. And if you’re making up reasons as to why I’m wrong about that, there’s an even greater chance I’m actually right.

So, instead of buying bullshit items you don’t need with money you don’t have, why not do, oh I dunno, pretty much anything else. Riding a bike is a good start. If it’s too hot, ride to somewhere you can swim or get a cold drink. Or you can skip the riding and cut straight to the swimming or walking the dog or playing monopoly or skimming rocks at a creek. I think you get the idea.

Life is short, freedom is fragile so for the love of Lob don’t hand any more of either than is absolutely necessary to the corporations who have created enough problems already. That is all.